I rarely post about my experiences as a teacher but today's experience was definitely weird and random.  Today started out pretty normal.  We had our morning math, a mini lesson, and then broke into small group stations.  We all went to take a restroom break.  We came back and had reading lesson and stations.  You know, the usual.  After the final station, I give the signal for the kids to get ready for lunch.  Just about as everyone has finished picking up their station, a notorious trouble maker yells out POOP!!!!!!  Everyone busts into laughter and as I start calming them down and trying to get to the kid to talk to him about his action, I notice that he wasn't just yelling the word poop.  Right beside his desk is a HUGE pile of human poop.  So big in fact, that when cleaning it up with paper towels, I couldn't pick it up with 1 hand.  (I know, disgusting).  I start to question students about where this came from, who saw this, etc.  With 2 minutes to lunch, I had to cut my interrogating short.  After dropping off my students, I stop by the VP that is over my grade level and chat with her about the situation.  Suspecting it is one student 
imparticular, I stop by the counselor as well.  All three of us could not come up with a logical explanation as to how a pile of human poop (that wasn't squished together like it had come out of a bag or anything) ended up in the middle of my classroom.  I guess the poop mystery will go down as one of the top craziest things to happen to me as a teacher.  Yet again, this is another example of how I definately do not get paid enough for what I have to do on a daily basis!